1. Obviously, brunch. At home.
Take out, served on fancy plastic plates so that there’s NO dirty dishes and no clean up. And mimosas. Yes, all the mimosas. Make it happen, dads. A champagne glass is the only acceptable dish to dirty on mother’s day. Throw all these on a disposable tablecloth (one that looks like LACE preferred!), and you’ll have a happy mom.
2. A dirty, drunken chai.
I had one at Snooze a couple of weeks ago and it may have trumped the mimosa for me. It’s part espresso, part chai, part booze. Served in a pint glass, warm. All amazing. This is possibly the only brunch drink I would turn down a mimosa for.
3. An email app that only checks emails between certain hours of the day.
Seriously. MY KINGDOM for an email mobile application that only hits up my server and returns emails between 7:30 in the morning at 4:30 in the afternoon.
4. This really cool unicorn bust for my home office.
Because – come on. That’d be awesome.
5. A coffee subscription.
I’m a new mom, so really the only pleasures in life besides impressing clients and squeezing on the baby are coffee and bubble baths. I did a quick read, and I have to say, I have to make so many decisions during the day, that a coffee of the month club would have to be one where the coffee decisions are made FOR me – I really appreciate the businesses that go out of their way to customize the best coffee for their clients… but if it were up to me lately, I’d never get around to it.
6. A pretty jar filled with a bottomless supply of my baby’s smell.
I could absolutely carry it around in my gear bags, and bust it out when I need a pick-me-up when I’m at gigs. AHHHHH all the oxytocin releases. Is that weird?
7. An incredibly luxurious bath experience.
Man, get a load of this:
This extravagant bath by Me Bath, who create “ice cream” bath bombs, use 100% certified Hawaiian deep sea water, enriched with rare Sidr honey, hand-harvested Peruvian pink salt, rich illipe, murumuru and kokum butters, Israeli jojoba oil, and 24-carat gold. All this delivered to your home or spa in a handcrafted sterling silver masterpiece made by Israeli craftsmen.
Unfortunately the ME Bath’s website isn’t working…
8. Sleep.
I’m talking ugly, face down, drool soaking my pillow, so-relaxed-I-fart, dead to the world, unconscious bliss.
