1. Unhear it. Get that song out of your head. How come no one has thought of this before!
2. I think I’ve found my sister her Christmas gift…
3. Chicken Diapers.
4. World’s First Wheelchair Double Back Flip.
5. Genius AND creepy.
6. Hmmm… BP PR Brownie points, perhaps?
7. Woo hoo!
8. Hmmm.. Could this have something to do with all those anti-Perry news stories floating around?
