Okay, so last night I was kind of bored and chatting online with some friends about how funny it’d be if I just changed my status on facebook from “nothing” to “married” just to see what happens. So… I change my status to married, and it’s buried under all the name-calling posts my “silly name war” my coworker inflicted upon my wall. SO I go to “like” Tiffany & Co. to amp up my “recent” activity. And Carissa sent me a text picture of her falsie ring because I can’t seem to find mine…Needless to say the results have been hilarious.
Okay, all of you people who know and love me… Seriously, I’m not even exclusively dating someone. Why on earth would I have gotten married?
Best responses:
Jenova: “I saw what was going on and was enjoying your shenanigans!”
Angela: “Okay, seriously, I just got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was so confused”
Lily: ”Ummm what is that HUGE thing on your left hand?!!” “Girl you know I’d call you with something like that” “Yeah but I missed your call the other day!” lol
Aaaron: “dreams=crushed”
Cheryl: I know you well enough to know that:
A) that isn’t your hand
B) not possible bc I talk to you practically everyday and would be pretty pissed if I did not know this
C) you would have told me, not via fb mobile picture
D) you probably just needed a photo of the day and this came up after wine or other adult beverage(s).
Amirite?
Rachel: “you have mad photog skills even with an iphone camera you would have taken a better picture”
