Carissa:
“Wal Mart customer service is the shit for people watching.”
“And someone just returned condoms.”
“Some dude just left his baby on the floor. And a Wal Mart employee was on the phone with her doctor because she had the hiccups.”
“She said something had to be wrong with her and that one time on Grey’s Anatomy someone died from hiccups.”
“I just left. But that was all in 5 minutes of being there.”