Random Celeb Tat Facts/Bad Decisions:
1. Ben Affleck has one of those ridiculous barbed wire arm tattoos. SUCKER! He also has a dolphin, which is a COVER UP of the name of his high school sweetheart! (Why are we letting this guy spout politics to us?)
2. Lindsay Lohan and Lilly Allen recently got matching tattoos on their pointer fingers that read “shhh…”; or at least Lilly liked Lohan’s idea and copied it. Rhianna has had the same tattoo for over a year now. Is this some new underground thing; or chicks trying to be funny, per Jonah Hill’s finger mustache tat?
3. Hilary Duff has a tattoo on her ribcage that reads “ma petie amie”; or “my girlfriend” in French.
4. Fred Durst supposedly has the Mona Lisa on the inside of the upper right arm. Who knew homeboy was so classy? He also, has Elvis and Kurt Cobain tatted on his chest; and Albert Einstein on his right calf… Really? Limp sounds confused. He is also victim to the once popular barbed wire arm. SUCKER!
5. Usher has “Usher” tattooed in some tragic graffiti font on his bicep, pierced with a sword. Way to go incognito, guy! Word on the street is, homeboy’s getting sleeve worked on. Hope it covers up your name – that’s always a good move.
6. Everyone knows about Brit-brit’s misdone Kabbalah tat, as well as Hayden’s misspelled one… Brit also has about 8 other tattoos, one being a pair of pink dice on her wrist; as K-Fat has a blue pair. How did I not know this? I heart Brit-brit – obviously not for her tat choices.
7. Christina Ricci has almost ten tats! One of them is on her ribcage and reads… “Move or Bleed” …?
8. The pin-up on Amy Winehouse’s arm has a name. Cynthia. She also has two more pin-ups on her! And her horseshoe tattoo reads “Daddy’s Girl” – don’t you forget she had a father figure over her recent history?
9. Janet Jackson has a tattoo of Minnie Mouse giving Mickey Mouse oral in the crease of her right thigh?! I’m not sure if I believe that… (And Google tells me it may just be true…)
10. John Mayer has three squares on his forearm that he is filling in at different times.
I also learned tonight you are supposed to tip your tattoo artist 10% – 20%. I would like to go ahead and apologize to my three tattoo artists, wherever they are. I had no idea. One of you I’m coming back to for a touch up; and I’ll definitely tip you then!
