You know, this whole “adult” thing really isn’t as cracked up as people make it out to be. Sure, I get the freedom to make my own money and make my own decisions, but really I just spend half the time I should be spending or earning my money dealing with YOU IDIOTS out there.
Yeah, you know, you, the guy working at anonymous food service location that can’t decipher when I trying to give you extra money on my tab so that you can give me change that equals one dollar. And you, idiot in traffic who looks over and thinks “I don’t have to be responsible on the road if everyone else is!”; causing the rest of us to avoid your completely negligant ass. And you, cop who SHOULD pull this guy over for having strapped something longer than legally allowed to the car, but you figure you should save your energy in case some REAL emergency comes up. The bottom line is, “I hate stupid people”. Imagine how much better off this entire world would be if we all practiced just 20% more personal responsibility. Yes, I am talking to you, the woman who, although she is here in Texas, does not seem to be a legal citizen; because she blatently messes with Texas and leaves a dirty diaper in the street for someone else to pick up. Really? A dirty diaper? How about I track down where you live and take a crap on your sidewalk? Because that’s basically what you just did you public property, downtown, on a completely innocent city sidewalk. Do you realize that’s why health crises such as the Black Plague and Spanish Flu, which each killed about a third of Europe or the human population at the time, happened? Because uncivilized people like you think it’s okay to throw our feces out into the street? I can’t believe we live in a day and age where people still think that’s okay.
Anyway, if you’re like me, you find a vast amount of frustration with the current human population. People not thinking about what they are about to do or say, people who blatently take advantage of others’ kindness so that they can screw up. And it’s perfectly okay if no one is looking, or if you have a good enough excuse. Oh! Let me out of my traffic ticket, for I have a good enough excuse! An angry woman from somewhere in East Texas wrote a very ignorant sounding letter to the newspaper of my hometown, slamming my father because she recieved a traffic citation of speeding on I-10 shortly after a hurricane. Hey lady, guess what. I had to evacuate from a hurricane too. It took us about 6 hours to drive from Houston to Sealy (I will not name names, but this route was NOT my decision, I wanted to take 90-A). Yes lady, it sucked. And there were A CRAPLOAD of people involved; hence the slowness. You getting a ticket two weeks later does NOT excuse the fact that you were speeding. Yes, we all do it, but if you do something for long enough, you are going to get caught. Just pay the ticket and get over yourself; stop being a victim, because you’ve already admitted to have been speeding – oh but your EXCUSE is good enough. Or like a former friend of mine who got caught speeding in the SAME PLACE. Oh, he was speeding because he was passing a truck. And that’s why he was speeding. He also got mad at me because I agreed that he needs to pay the ticket for speeding since he got pulled over. And of course he got mad at me, because I did not agree with his excuse.
YOU PEOPLE! QUIT WITH YOUR EXCUSES!
And thus the tone of my blog. I will try to recount how I got to this point in my life, a list of ingredients detailing how stupid the common person is; with perhaps some stupid moves of my own. I also plan to offer criticism of the reality show trainwrecks I love oh so much.
…And of course, I will try to share recipes and other websites that have contributed to my fascination with how people can share such a widespread lack of thinking…
