Mer:
i love when my hs classmates who have dual degrees from Texas A&M have a child out of wedlock with a mexican 5 years younger than them, have to quit their great job to live in a trailer as a result, and then preach about how wonderful my life would be if i just let the love of jesus into my heart
Carissa:
LIKE
could not agree with you more
I had a 45 minute gripe session with a lady about how all these pregnant teens I teach don’t give a shit
and it pisses me off that they are all on WIC and food stamps and welfare and I’m sitting here 1) paying for it 2) trying to help educate them so they can give off that and have better lives and they could not give a flying fuck about what is going on
and then they sit there and talk about the church they are going to and how they are so much better than all these other people
and I’m like…really?! I don’t even have the will to take care of a fish right now…there is no way in hell you’re better than me because you have a child that you eventually will leave at your parents house for extended time periods because “it’s not fair that you can’t just be a teenager”
Mer:
oh
wow
there are no words
you said them allll
Carissa:
I’m going to change my status to “I don’t even have the will to take care of a fish right now”
one couple in there can’t even be in the same room as each other
before hand, they were super love birds and couldn’t stay away from each other…baby born and there is a RESTRAINING ORDER for them to not be in the same room at the high school
she withdrew today to go to the alternative school so they don’t have to be around each other
30 minutes
37 minutes
Carissa:
My day at work so far:
High School Parenting Class Venting about stupid decisions from ignorant people
Deciding I don’t even want a fish
Recordbook Training stuff Listening to people try to get a raccoon and 3 babies out of MY COWORKERS WALL!!!
Seriously…there is a chance that as soon as I get back from lunch there will be a LOOSE RACCOON IN MY OFFICE!!!! I did not sign up for this…
49 minutes
13 minutes
Carissa: now there is talk of shooting the coon
Mer:
NOOOOO’s!!
Carissa:
I could care less…raccoons are dirty and mean
Mer: yes but the babies are cute
Carissa:
but they grow up to be dirty and mean
raccoons and opossums are my 2 least favorite animals
Carissa:
backtrack story: the other day I was making fun of Jeff for all of his ‘dating’ experience and I said “I have a feeling that there weren’t to many dinners bought with those dates…maybe some breakfast, but not dinner” and he responded “I don’t like to buy breakfast, maybe I called in some breakfast tacos for them on their way home, but hopefully they were gone before this”
1:25 PM so today when we were eating lunch (in my office, since Jeff’s is currently occupied with too many people) he asked me “why does this happen to me”
and I said “it’s probably because of your lack of buying dinner or breakfast”
which I still find funny
and now my secretary is feeling sorry for the raccoon
how the fuck is this happening
Sent at 2:01 PM on Thursday
Carissa Wilhelm: and NOW we’ve gone from the county animal control to including the city animal control
and talking about just putting a trap on the roof with sardines in it
Mer:
HAHAHAHAHA
Carissa:
just wait…
cause now we are up to 4 county maintenance guys, 3 county animal control, how ever many city animal control sends…and they are still waiting for the maintenance supervisor to tell them what they can and can not destroy
so we have 7-10 guys that are waiting for 1 guy to say what they can do
Carissa:
and talk was just mentioned of “evacuating” if they have to shoot them
Mer:
HAHAHAHAHA
Carissa, I love you, and I’m sorry to say this, but it makes me feel better someone is getting as frustrated as I am with life!
