So, I figure that I better live up to the true spirit of this blog, and I begin by (reluctantly) reviewing a show guaranteed to be about complete idiocy (writing isn’t always fun, and you don’t always enjoy the assignment. My pain is not your gain, apparently, because this show is terrible). I bet this show is partially the reason other nations hate us.
First impression about “what’s happening this season”: One of these K girls is preggo and is now exploiting this egg for all it’s not worth. There’s an “aspiring model” working at some retail store that happens to be run/owned/somehow tagged with these K and K girls, someone gave a radio show to the other K girl, and for some reason “they” get to “rent” very expensive luxury cars (they must mean E! after some very hefty insurance paperwork). Now, I’ve never seen the other Kar shows, so I come into this situation with a clean slate, knowing only the gospel that is Joel McHale.
Someone gave one of the K girls a radio show at Y100. No offense, but nothing out of her mouth on this TV show makes me want to listen to her; nonetheless turn off my laptop, phone, tv, and x box to listen to her FM show. And homegirl, we do not kiss and hug our coworkers/producers on our first gig. And DON’T call your producer HITLER. Who gave this girl a radio show with ZERO radio experience? And she needs a cohost for her show named after her? And the first thing her and the cohost do is go out, get drunk, and get romantically involved. GENIUS! I love to suck face with those I work with! Dipping the pen in the company ink has ALWAYS had a high success rate! And talking about it on the second episode of this radio show is an even BETTER idea! And they have call in’s to this episode, which sound like a hired actor reading a script. I don’t believe this for a second.
These are the most unprofessional corespondents ever. Do these trashy brats REALLY just get everything they want? WHY? They don’t want to do any work getting the word out about this new store besides what E! will be plugging for them, they open a store in a four day time line without a business license and without a grand opening planned out, and then they want to start crying and bitching and completely immature namecalling during business meetings, I imagine NONE of them has any business experience or education.
Final thoughts: This show stars a handful of spoiled, uneducated women who don’t deserve any success they didn’t work for. And no, being followed around by cameras and airing you and your sister’s dirty laundry is not considered working. This show is just salt in the wound of the laid off American in today’s economy who is desperate for work.
Why do people watch this? Why did Ryan Seacrest give them a show? I thought he had better taste? After short consideration, I am officially retiring my review of this show. I always like to give things a chance… And now possibly in the future I will revoke that principle. From now on, I’m only reviewing shows that I like. I’ll let Joel McHale fill me in on what the K and Kers are doing.
