> >> The Brothel
> >>
> >> The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw
> >> a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or
> >> early fifties. ‘May I help you, sir?’ she asked.
> >> ‘I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied.
> >> ‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
> >> prefer someone else’, said the madam.
> >> ‘No, I must see Valerie,’ he replied.
> >> Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000
> >> a visit.
> >>
> >> Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it
> >> to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
> >>
> >> The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see
> >> Valerie.
> >> Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as
> >> she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still
> >> $10,000.
> >> The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash,
> >> gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs…After an hour, he left.
> >>
> >> The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded
> >> that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the history
> >> of brothels in Nevada , which date back into the early 1800’s. But without
> >> hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.
> >> After their session, Valerie said to the man, ‘No one has ever been with
> >> me three nights in a row. Where are you from?’
> >> The man replied, ‘ Billings , Montana .’
> >> ‘Really’, she said. ‘I have family in Billings .’
> >> ‘I know.’ the man said. ‘I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and
> >> I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.’
> >>
> >> The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
> >> 1. Death
> >> 2. Taxes
> >> 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
> >>
