Lately it’s been really rainy in San Marvelous. I’ve beenLast night I was introduced to a new set of friends, and I’m happy to say that I made quite the impression. We all gathered over to make drinking games out of bad horror movies (I know, right?)
Mer and new man enter scene.
There is a Christmas tree up and a happy birthday balloon floating over the dining room table.
Mer: “So nice to meet you! It is SO festive in here!”
Mild conversation over fire hazards.
Mer: “IS THAT…” *pause* “…a KINECT?!”
Owner of House: “Why yes it is. Sounds like you’re up first later.”
The first movie up to par for the drinking game is “Human Centipede”.
Luckily, I spent between 4:30 and 5 today at work looking at WTF Tattoos, where I saw this:
ewwwwwww
So, score for me, that I got to mention a funny website and my knowledge of this indie film. Apparently this is a diagram on the “Doctor’s wall”. As it turns, one of the guests have seen the movie, so the new drinking game is set to “Teeth”. If you’re not familiar with Teeth… We imagine it was written by some uber feminist movie maker who has a vendetta against someone with a peen, because the movie is about a girl who has “vagina dentata”…er, teeth in her vag. I know, right? Eww. Anyway, the game is hilarious with its drinking rules and we all sit around as couples and make fun of the movie i.e. “Mystery Science Theater San Marcos”.
Then… Then we play Kinect. As promised, I’m up first to play with the leader of the house. Kinect, let me say, kicks ass. Mind you I was a little intoxicated but WOW! It’s so much more fun than the Wii since you use your body. It’s VERY good at picking up those moving around the room, and controlling through menu options is SO JEDI. You hold a hand out in front of you and move things across the screen. It’s… SO… JEDI.
Did I mention that the Kinect TAKES PICTURES OF YOU AT OPPORTUNE MOMENTS?
It does.
They are hilarious.
I think I want to buy KINECT sometime this year.
Technology kicks ass.
I think his friends like me.
I think they want to keep me.
