Cheryl: When I read texts from last night, they sound like things u would say sometimes.
They are hilarious
Mer: Like things I would say? Like what?
Cheryl: “drunk…on whit house tour. Security is staring. This will not end well”
Mer: LOL
okay
that is totally something i would say
to the max
Cheryl: “met the five year olds gum teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late”
“weddings at vineyards should not be allowed. Pretty sure I drank every bottle from 2008”
“first date. He is wearing a tuxedo shirt asking about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action”
Mer: HAHA
Cheryl: “just joined the mile high club. If the plane crashes bc of this text, totally worth it”
