Earlier the instructor asked if anyone in the lecture was single.
“Who’s single?”
I’m, I think, the only person who raises my hand.
I raised my hand.
Absolute fail.
He walks across the room and makes an example out of a young guy who “Let’s pretend you’re single.” Oh, then they make fun of him because he’s out of practice. As if raising my hand to be more single isn’t embarrassing enough, I’m literally DENIED to be part of this subject.
Okay, okay, it’s an example that only works with the guy-getting-girl’s-number. Okay.