He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out. If a man is excited about a woman, he can’t stop himself— he wants more. If he’s friends with someone and attracted to her, he’s going to want to take it further. If he’s not making a move, it’s not because he is…

I am fascinated by people’s inability to get over it already. Watching your desperate fascination from afar has gone from mildly entertaining to creepy to me exuding pity. How sad. A weekend citywide cleanup, and on Monday morning there are nomad-like persons unlike the creatures on peopleofwalmart.com picking through the piles of trash. What a…

Always, always, always look on the bright side. Even if a giant door closes, a tiny window will open. Case in point: If the Great Depression had never happened, we probably would never have been introduced to the simple pleasure that is the donut. Think about it. (I am SO EXCITED a possible future freelance…

Mer: I based my 4 pm meeting around the eating of chocolate covered pringles Lily Ricketts: yet another reason why we are friends

Cancer danger of that night-time trip to the toiletBy Daily Mail Reporter Simply turning on a light at night for a few seconds to go to the toilet can cause changes that might lead to cancer, scientists claim. Researchers in the UK and Israel found that when a light is turned on at night, it…

Have I expressed just how happy a cup of coffee and a breakfast taco make me?

Although most of the time I’m a happy, optimistic, forward-thinking and funny person, sometimes I need a little help getting to Friday. The past two weeks have been no exception. But guess what? It’s a new day. I give you little bits of sunshine in the form of exerpts from Messenger of Saint Anthony, a…

Carissa:“Wal Mart customer service is the shit for people watching.”“And someone just returned condoms.”“Some dude just left his baby on the floor. And a Wal Mart employee was on the phone with her doctor because she had the hiccups.”“She said something had to be wrong with her and that one time on Grey’s Anatomy someone…

Yeah, you, the person in Florida at IP address 98.170.195.239. You’re officially my biggest fan. Thanks for all your 130+ hits over the past 16 weeks. Also, you kind of creep me out. What’d you do with that picture you downloaded of me? Weird! Who does that?

Mer: …um, anyone know why someone in the Cantonment/Gonzalez/Pensacola, FL area would be downloading a picture of me off of my blog post-5K? justcuriouskindacreepyifyouaskmekthanksbye 🙂 Lauren: He/she/it thinks you’re hot n sexy! :-p Miki: Clearly (s)he finds you quiiiiiiiiite intriguing. Cheryl: Hahahahaha obsessed! Mer: Right? They hit my blog four times just today. I don’t…

Sunday:512-905-7674: hey its francy [I know several Frances’s….] Mer: …Francy? Thursday:512-905-7674: What time do we have to show up on Monday? Mer: You may the wrong number. 512-905-7674: This is Francy im talkin about driver’s ed? Mer: Yeah I’ve been driving for a decade now. You have the wrong number. “Francy”: Ugh ok sorry. “Francy”:…

TX cheerleaders drank urine in sodasFellow teammates accused of spiking sodas SAGINAW, Texas (AP) – Some cheerleaders in a Fort Worth-area district have received in-school suspensions after teammates were given sodas spiked with urine. Names of the Saginaw High School cheerleaders were not released. District spokeswoman Kristin Courtney said district policy and the school’s cheerleading…

I skipped breakfast. Oops.I forgot a project. Oops.Project was small and I was able to nail it within the first five minutes of work.Yay!Everyone thinks the project was awesome.Project now sits on top of giant stack of donuts.This stack of donuts is a special “donut cake” for a retiring person here leaving to work for…

Well, I feel obligated to post something about myself. April’s here! I feel like I’ve been waiting for this all year. I finally have some answers in one aspect of my life, which has been a determining factor about whether or not I choose to care about Mr. G. Guess what, Mr. G? I’m just…

High School Student Sent Home For Wearing Lady GaGa Shirt!

Butters: Well yeah, and I’m sad, but at the same time I’m really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It’s like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin’ really good before. So…

1. Honey Baked Ham2. Twice Cooked Potatoes3. Parmesan Asparagus4. Broccoli Salad with sharp cheddar cheese and bacon5. Pretzel and Strawberry Salad6. Bread7. Pie (Who’s hungry?)