Run Rant #19

First 5K! Pretty excited about it. Good one!: Driving into town and showing up on time.Bad one!: I stayed up ’till 1 and drank most of a bottle of wine. 5 hours of sleep. Fail. Good one!: Starting the race at a semi-warmed up pace. Bad one!: Dropping your iPod within the first thirty seconds…

Run Rant #18

This afternoon’s run, 4.1 miles. During the first 2 I wanted to chop off my calves because they’re still super, super sore and crampy and have been all week from whatever I did to them drinking for most of Saturday. According to weather.com I was just running at 95% humidity. Okay, that explains why I…

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My own stupidity pisses me off.

Run Rant #17

How running feels sometimes: Cheryl: that’s hilarious – it kinda looks like he’s saying “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” or “nooooooooooooooooo…i don’t wannaaaaaa”

GAGA

Best Parts:“I told you she didn’t have a dick”Whatever just happened at the 4:33 markEVERYTHING between 8:14 and 8:30 Things they leave out of the MTV video:Whoa, they poisoned the whole restaurant and THEN they dance in itThe killer cocktail recipe

Rooster. Thall shall be MINE.

FB Status:Just came down on a rooster with the FIERY HELL OF 27′ OF WASP AND ANT KILLER! (This running is really coming in handy) Carissa:a picture of you running through your backyard with wasp spray just went through my head…and it is making me laugh really hard Mer:oh yeahin my business pants, glasses, airwalks,…

Le Sigh.

Texts between my mother and I last night: Mom: Health care passed the house 2!9 to 212… yes we DID!!Mer: Quality of the healthcare I pay for going to plummet. I’m so excited.Mom: Spoken like a true republicanMer: You know I’m not a republican. I’m just another getting-screwed middle class sucker.Mom: think for yourself… this…

3 Variable Funny Test

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test… the Cutting Edge (52% dark, 42% spontaneous, 37% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor’s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there’s something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren’t…

Ugh.

I want another tattoo 🙁

Run Rant #16

Ahhh, a shorter run tonight, but that’s okay. I have a class to finish tonight. My knees don’t feel so great, but it’s like my heart is saying “Thank You!” (which is an odd thing for myself to think). What a good rest. Running + Tacos + A Beer = Great Thursday. Also today it…

Dear Bloggity-Blog:

The weather is beautiful. Work is good. Work is rewarding. I’m taking 2.5 classes this month, however, and it will probably kill me. Between work, life, fun, and the other; I almost feel like I’m drowning again. It’s hard to sleep. It will not, however, kill me as much as most of April will, trying…

Run Rant #15

Today is a rest day. However, en route to getting my chicken strips and red wine that I’ve been craving all day… I got a little sad when I passed some people running and wasn’t there to join them… Due to popular request… The total current tracklist: Name ArtistO…Saya – A.R. RahmanHeat of the Moment…

Easter Story Cookies

These are super cute – I almost wish I had some kiddos to make them with. To be made the evening before Easter 1cup whole pecans1tsp vinegar3 egg whitespinch salt1 cup sugarzipper baggiewooden spoontapeBible Preheat oven to 300 degrees (this is important, don’t wait till you’re half done with the recipe!) Place pecans in zipper…

With a Fatnesss.

My favorite parts:“I just don’t buy into the diseases that come with overweight people”“They send me cake and baklava” …”She says she tries to eat healthy”“She hopes her children stay thin their entire life”It’s sponsored by SPORTS AUTHORITY!

Run Rants #11, #12, #13, and #14

Run Rant #11 If today wasn’t a push, I don’t know the meaning of it. So this morning, it seemed like everything was going wrong. I slept in later, I got start off later, I found it very frustrating to find a new place to run due to internet troubles and frustrations. I then set…

Texting and Driving

I’ve posted about it before… I’ll post about it again. Texting and driving is a bad idea. Here is an email I recieved from a dear friend of mine, Lily. Hi Everyone, I wanted to pass along a news link regarding texting and driving/ driving while distracted. I can’t count the number of times I…

Daylight Savings!

Cheryl: holy fuck how is it only 10 Mer: Its almost 11Change your clockHahahahaha Cheryl: REALLY!??!i keep changing itbut it keeps changing backhallelujah! Mer: hahahaahahaon your computer?? Cheryl: yeaisn’t that weirdit was even set up for auto with daylight savings time Mer: are you using windows ME or something older signed before george bush jr…

I love my friends

Carissa: “I love that even though you’re miserable, you still send me emails to let me know when happy hour is.”

Friday.Friday.Friday

Where is your Mother? Washington D.C. Where is your Father? I’m going to guess somewhere in Austin with TJ, or somewhere in Texas with Uncle Joey. Do you like to swim? Sure. Actually, I dreamed about swimming last night. Haven’t swam for competition in years. Do you need to return anyones phone call? Oh, I’m…

Whoa!

Mississippi Prom Canceled After Lesbian Date Request JACKSON, Miss. — A northern Mississippi school district decided Wednesday not to host a high school prom after a lesbian student demanded she be able to attend with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo. The Itawamba County school district’s policy requires that senior prom dates be of the…

Thug Bridal Wars

This makes me believe all the horror stories my sister told me about when she worked at Alfred Angelo…

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