Jesus Christ…

Want the direct route to depression? Read the Austin pilot crasher’s suicide ranting. Internet note posted by man linked to plane crashThursday, February 18, 2010, 12:16 PM Editor’s note: We found this note on a Web site being pointed at by social media users. A search showed the domain that the note was posted on…

Run Rant #5

I guess they can’t all be personal bests.

Hmmm…

Okay, changed my mind AGAIN, and now back on the track to getting a Master’s instead of another Bachelor’s. Webmaster certification tuition reimbursement turns into GRE class prep turns into admissions… I think I’m on my way there 🙂

Run Rant #4

Today’s Mantra: “Anybody can be a runner. We were meant to move. We were meant to run. It’s the easiest sport.” –Bill Rodgers Before run: So begins official week two, another five minutes onto the initial schedule. As always, I am completely thrilled to get a great start on all of that this afternoon. But…

Wow.

WOW Guy Angry About WOW And Irate About Star Trek Online Thoughts:It’s hard to believe guys like this really exist.The desk shakes when he gets mad.I’m guessing by that poster back there this guy will die a virgin.I wonder if there is a candy bar hidden under whatever crap that is in his front pocket.Wow,…

Run Rant #3

Hello weekend!How I have missed you!And get to enjoy you before doing a bit of errands for work today… Motivation for first “official” week of newly determined running schedule: “Commitment is often the first chapter in the book of excellence.” ABBEY – Did you READ THAT? That means no more coming on Wednesdays with a…

Thoughts for the Day

“I can see you’re new, awakeLet me assure you, friendEvery day is ice cream and chocolate cakeAnd what you make of itLet me just sayYou get what you takeFrom it, so be amazedWhenever you stop…You gotta be brave.” All this Beauty, the Weepies

Yaayyy-aaa!

In A Gender Shift, More Moms Become BreadwinnersIncome Stats Show Gender ShiftHOPE YEN, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON — The number of working moms who are the sole breadwinners in their families rose last year to an all-time high, and the number of stay-at-home dads edged higher, in a shift of traditional gender roles caused partly…

NSFW to the Max

A tribute to every guest that has ever been on Maury.I have to say the getting awarded F’s in school is the best part.Okay the “Bang Bus” reference is pretty funny, too!

Run #2

Before run: Oh my God. Why did I sleep from 6 to 8. “Just a half hour catnap. Then my run will be much better!” Shit. Now I’m sucked into the Bachelor. First week [officially] of the running plan I have mapped out and this is already not going too well. Track? Street? 49 degrees?…

Run #1

Today’s Mantra: “It’s elevating and humbling at the same time. Running along a beach at sunrise with no other footprints in the sand, you realize the vastness of creation, your own insignificant space in the plan, how tiny you really are, your own creatureliness and how much you owe to the supreme body, the God…

A Tribute to Love

Love, glove, dove. Dove is good. Love is like a dove. Or a big, fuzzy glove. Love – both a curse and a blessing, but most oftentimes a curse. It strains friendships, it creates terrible situations for those to be completely selfish and throw out all human decency all in the name of love. It’s…

10 Outrageous Menstrual Facts That’ll Freak You Out

It’s okay. I’m pretty sure I don’t have any male readers. 1. Lysol—that neon-yellow disinfectant that was scary enough when your mom scrubbed the toilet with it—was marketed as a douche from the 1920s until the early 1960s. Zeroing in on female fears about vaginal funk, the ads also hinted to “married women” that Lysol…

From One of My Fav Author’s Blogs…

The Evolution Of A Bad Idea 10:15 PM – Hmm, getting late. I should get ready for bed. 10:30 PM – Hmm, getting even later. I should get ready for bed. 10:45 PM – Someone on the internet is mistaken and I must express my displeasure with many upper-case letters and exclamation points. 11:00 PM…

Mystery/Wonder

I’m excited… I’m terrified… I’m skiddish… I get excited… I’m anxious… I’m confused… I’m happy… I’m worried… I’m clueless… I have a good feeling about this…

Without a Doubt.

The most beautiful postsecret I’ve ever read from “The Secret Lives of Men and Women”: “This heart is wheelchair accessible”“They think I stayed out of guilt & pity, but I did it because he’s still as strong, smart, & funny sitting as he was standing.” “…it’s also why I asked him to marry me.”

College Rommates ALWAYS Know You Best

Mer: Is it bad that I worked 10 hours today, was home by 6, and was kind of freaked out what to do with my afternoonJenova: Yeah dude … bad sign I thinkMer: Hence my “married to work and this is where we’re registered” statusJenova: maybe you need to chill and re-master the art the…

Best Birthday Wishes

Lauren: “Happy Birthday! I’m so glad your parents got busy 26 years and 9 months ago!”Dara: “Happy date o birth old chica! Hope it’s more fun than being perched on a dryer!”Corey: “Dear Mary;Happy Birthday! I hope it is a great day! I hope you eat some birthday treats. I hope you feel like a…

So Loved and Lucky :)

Well folks, my birthday weekend is here! I am SO not one to celebrate my “birthday week” – but – this time it is happening ALL on its own! This morning, my boss made me – yes, from scratch – a pineapple upside down cake, and pretty soon most of the upstairs floor is going…

lolz

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Today’s FMLife/Marketing Fun

Today, I got yelled at by one of my bosses. The reason? I was yawning. I work at Starbucks. Apparently I wasn’t ‘promoting’ correctly. FML

Dear Blog: My Apologies in Advance…

But this week just might kill me at work. I left on time tonight to watch the Bachelor, have a great, filling dinner that’s been marinating since sometime yesterday, and have a great “brace yourself for your two impending deadlines, your corporate pitch, and all that other stuff you have to do this week that…

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