This weekend marked a couple of firsts: 1. It the first time I did it up Austin style for Halloween. Downtown is seriously the place to be for amazing costumes.2. This weekend marks the first time I tramped it up for Halloween. Not going to lie, I was a little self conscious, but I got…

My Cute Lil’ Punkin Pi! 🙂

The recipe I’m currently in love with: Pumpkin Bread INGREDIENTS * 1 (15 ounce) can pumpkin puree* 1 cup applesauce* 4 eggs* 3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour* 3 cups white sugar* 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda* 1 1/2 teaspoons salt* 1 1/2 teaspoons ground allspice* 1 1/2 teaspoons ground nutmeg* 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon* 1/2…

Top Ten Weirdest Halloween Handouts Charlie Brown wasn’t the only trick-or-treater to be disappointed with his loot; we’ve heard from a multitude of parents who’ve discovered lots of not-so-sweet surprises in their children’s bags. We’ve grouped them into ten categories. 1. Animal Food Just because over-sugared tots can turn into “little animals” doesn’t mean folks…

They’re Alive: Real Scientific Reasons to Believe in Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies Written by Matt Soniak, appeared in Scatterbrained section of the Mar – Apr 2009 issue of mental_floss magazine. Dracula vs. Cujo One dark and stormy evening, Spanish neurologist Juan Gomez-Alonso was watching a vampire movie when he realized something strange; he noticed that…

So now that I’m 25, it’s time to get on that bucket list. So far this year, I’ve… Gone skydiving (three times), stepped completely out of my comfort zone, played on both kickball and dodgeball teams, been inspired to run a marathon (maybe soon that inspiration will actually concrete into something…), gone bar hopping in…

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Dear Combination of Amoxicillin, Aleve, and Other: If you proceed to knock me out for hours at a time in the middle of the day for the next 6 days like you did today, we are going to have some serious issues. Kthnx

Wow, I’ve really been lagging on my Stupid Tat Tuesdays! How about some bonus idiot tats? LOL… Dude… How COOL are you.. I love Native Americans AND corn dogs… ? Ladies and gentlemen, please try to educate your children. Even a bad attempt could clear them of this fate.

I am home sick today.I have a viral infection that has left it hard for me to talk. Awesome! Maybe my haggard voice on today’s radio recording will buy me some sympathy from my “dealing with the public” experiences. Between Dayquill, Amoxicillan, and Aleve, my throat/head/neck/areas will be fine by the end of the week….

“He reminds me of me, before the weight of the world crushed my spirit” ~ Homer Simpson

Being Fun and Social vs. Complete TrainwreckAccepting God’s Written Word as a Whole vs. Leaving Out the Scriptures that Place Women Below MenFeeling Sorry for Myself vs. Considering Myself LuckyBlaming Others vs. Holding Myself Responsible for My Views on Life and Relationship Building BlocksReality vs. How I let Others Subconsciously Make Decisions for MeActing out…

Interracial couple denied marriage license in La. HAMMOND, La. (AP) – A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most…

Gets even more disturbing each time you go from the caption to the picture.

So funny.So wrong.So… NOT CLASSY!

“Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML” Hey, parts of my life between 2005 – 2009: GOOD RIDDANCE. More can be found at www.fmylife.com

Dear Diary: I have had the pleasure of not running into any stupid people lately. In fact, the most pronounced act of stupidity has been one of my own; driving in the wrong direction for an hour or so and completely changing my Saturday plans. No matter. This weekend I am completely slammed with making…

Just FYI: This story was published in Summer of 2006… Driving While on Cell Phone Worse Than Driving While Drunk THURSDAY, June 29 (HealthDay News) — Maneuvering through traffic while talking on the phone increases the likelihood of an accident five-fold and is actually more dangerous than driving drunk, U.S. researchers report. That finding held…

New Oklahoma law will publicy post details of women’s abortions online. On Nov. 1, a law in Oklahoma will go into effect that will collect personal details about every single abortion performed in the state and post them on a public website. Implementing the measure will “cost $281,285 the first year and $256,285 each subsequent…

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer MARTINSBURG – The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar’s arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim’s computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings. Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa.,…

Complements of my buddy Andrea. Also my only follower. Good on you, Andrea!! 21 Ridiculous Tattoos of Celebrities

Okay. For those of you who do not know, my company is paying for me to get my webmaster’s certification through a tuition reimbursement program. I emailed Austin Community College on Monday. Nothing. So I call up there today, and instead of listening to the option of having all this bullshit heard in Spanish, I…

So this morning I recieved an email from a good friend of mine, requesting this really odd, intricate emailing recipes to the person before her. I am SO posting everything I get for all of my fan’s enjoyment. Hooray!