1990 vs. 2010 [Pic]: ” [Via MUO]

(In a sort of, ra ra ra, cheer-type) COGENT! SECANT! TANGENT, SINE! 3.14159! CALCULUS SUCKS!

O dearest of red faux leather As I have taken you far away From the terrible target jail in Houston And have only punished you Repeatedly With my pillaging For the past several years Please forgive me For this week wears heavy on us both I have plundered you of entire use I have wronged…

Goals for the Fall 2010 Semester: 1. Survive 2. Not gain a whole bunch of weight from being in several different places at once Well I am back in school. It’s way complicated this time. I got accepted into the Master of Computer Science program with conditions, right? Guess what those conditions are. I need…

Tonight I’m going to my first on-campus class from Texas State University. I’m also taking calculus online to so that the commute does not absolutely kill my wallet (which is already on its last legs anyway, dragging itself by its forearms, reaching out for help, and gasping for water…), but this should be interesting.  A friend…

Well it’s been about 24 hours since my coworkers crowded around me and insist I go home.  Since then I’ve… 1. Slept 2. Drank about every fluid in the house 3. Texted and tweeted in and out of consciousness 4. Quietly cursed our electric can opener, that’s been in existence since the Reagan era.  Did…

Okay, I don’t really, but maybe this time will turn it around.  I’m going to New York next month since the first time I went in 2001 for the Macy’s Day Parade.  I can still see the burning pile of what-used-to-be-WTC from the top of the empire state building, all the disgusting sbarro pizza and…

Okay.  How did I get here?  Well, I think I got here from picking up some sickness last night at Texas State.  Or maybe it was from the river?  Where do I start… Last week I didn’t do much blogging because I was in San Diego.  Let me tell you – that place is so…

Adorable R2D2 & C3PO Toddler Dresses: ” Check out what the folks from the official Star Wars blog snapped at Celebration V last week: The base of the dresses is sewn using New Look pattern # 6878. It’s a quick and easy pattern that I make for my girls for every holiday and event. The…

i might get fired next week for standing up for myself and asking to delay a project until i get a title change and a raise for projects i’ve already completed [note, i have NEVER threatened to quit my job. ever] because i was threatened earlier to be put back to my “old duties” which…

Math Nerds Do It Better!: ” [Via]

Facebook Letting Users Unsubscribe From Feed Story Notifications: “Tired of getting updates every time someone comments on your popular friend’s status update because you were the first to comment? Worry no longer! Facebook has begun testing a feature which lets users opt-out of those notifications. By clicking a simple “Unsubscribe” link (as pictured below), you…

I will be living in fear of posted pictures from this weekend. Shit. But I didn’t make out with anyone.  Success!

I’m sitting here waiting to be picked up by some of my favs.  They’ve made an epic quest to venture from all points of Houston down to the Riverwalk in San Antonio so we can celebrated the upcoming betrothment of our beloved Jenova… Or, I guess after October 2nd, she’ll be known as Jennifer Johnson. …

Thinking about St Michael Street… Daisy and Katherine… No school during the summer… And thinking this was the coolest show ever 🙂 Watch Clarissa Explains It All – Urge To Drive in Entertainment  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

Ass For Days

Paper Woman’s body is covered with poems and notes: “There is this syndrome called artificial urticaria which is extremely peculiar. Patients who have this find that words stay on their skin if they gently write on themselves using a fingernail. This seems cool and strange at the same…”

You Have Dysentery: Oregon Trail-er: ” “Pa, I got me another one, that’s over 1,400 pounds of meat!”“Son, We can only carry back 10 pounds…”Related posts: Mortal Kombat Vs. Oregon Trail Your iPhone Died of Dysentary [Oregon Trail Rumor] Oregon Trail Makes the Long, Arduous Journey to iPhone “

Quote Of The Month:: ” From today’s Prop 8 ruling!‘Proposition 8 fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license. Indeed the evidence shows Proposition 8 does nothing more than enshrine in the California constitution the notion that opposite sex couples are superior to same…

iPhone 4 Carrier Unlock Released: ” The floodgates have opened for iPhone owners who want to do all those things Apple would rather they not. First, jailbreaking was declared legal, a jailbreak for nearly every Apple device was released, WiFi-only apps found their way onto 3G, and now a ‘carrier unlock’ has been released for…

LSU Fan Says Bama Swallows

Most Adorable Leia & R2D2 Ever [PIC]: ” [Via Reddit]

“I really want to see Eat Pray Love, but I’m just afraid it’s really going to make me hate my life.” – Carissa

Let’s see how much I can cram into fall… Starting grad school… Still working full-time… Capstone project/finishing webmaster certificate (FINALLY)… Business trips to San Diego and to Georgia… Training for a half marathon… And maybe Warrior Dash… Working on/Painting my dad’s house… Bridesmaid in October and all that stuff that goes along with it… River…

Lady Gaga costumes will hit the stores soon