Abbey: *Sneeze*
Mary: “Bless you!”
Abbey: “Thanks!”
Mary: “You’re not supposed to say thank you, you hate baby Jesus.”
Abbey: “It’s true…”
Mary: “It’s going to be really messed up if 2011 rolls around and I don’t get into heaven, but you do, because you went to Catholic school.”
Abbey: “You can’t eat those muffins. Those are for the limo.”