Dear Diary:
I have had the pleasure of not running into any stupid people lately. In fact, the most pronounced act of stupidity has been one of my own; driving in the wrong direction for an hour or so and completely changing my Saturday plans. No matter.
This weekend I am completely slammed with making sure my part in bachelorette festivities/wedding/travel arrangements for myself and others is in order, and I do not have the time to bitch about idiots. I only have time to make sure the penis cake I have to bake tonight is completely perfect. I’m sorry. I will show you more love next week. Promise.
